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An absurd menagerie or Remus/Sirius related bits and bobs, presented in a manner that is completely ridiculous, totally subjective, and frequently insane.

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I love you for this, I’m so obsessed with fics that include my boyfriend James Potter. These are some of absolute favourites;

• Things James Potter Didn’t Need To See by templeg
  Words: 1,560
  Rating: M
• James Isn’t Stupid by glitterati
  Words: 2,026
  Rating: R
• Awaken in the Morning’s Hush by muneca_brava
  Words: 1,151
  Rating: PG
• James’ Christmas Surprise (or How James Was Enlightened On Christmas Eve) by seren_canis
  Words: 952
  Rating: PG

Title: James Isn’t Stupid
Author: glitterati
Words: 2,026
Rating: R
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Author’s notes: Mostly. This may be an exception. (Also known as The Worst Title Pru Ever Came Up With, No, Really.)

“James wasn’t stupid, and he was mostly quick. Four weeks, he’d counted. It’d taken him four weeks total to realize what exactly had happened and manage not to yell, ‘You bloody tart!’ at Sirius.”

Title: Cliche #5
Author: glitterati
Words: 2,894
Rating: T/M
Era: MWPP
Author’s notes: The problem with teaching someone with a deeply vindictive personality Occlumency was the inevitable problem of his using it to evil ends; or. Remus Lupin, Sultan’s Pleasure Boy.

Title: Gasp
Author: glitterati
Words: 2491
Rating: NC-17
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Author’s notes: Sirius breathes.

PWP, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that everything is better with buttsex.